Exhibit Bike

The court asked for Exhibit A. You brought a bicycle. Binders fly. Counsel flies. The crate is the last hit. His Honor keeps score — and he does not get up.

Oral argument

Motion to strike

Pull it back. File it through the docket. Last hit is the evidence crate. The judge is Olympic scoring you. The robe is load-bearing.

Drag to aim. Last hit is the crate. Do not take out the judge.

Chambers · 3 shots